With the arrival of Prince Harry in Gila Bend, Arizona, fathers have been locking up their daughters for fear of the naughty prince having his wicked way.
A short quote from Mayor Henry "There are probably some fathers here who would go to extremes to protect their daughters, some of the dads won't take too kindly to a prince fornicating the night away."(From The Daily Mail, UK)
If I was Prince Harry I would worry less about the gun totting and more about the size of their trucks. On a recent stay in Gila Bend, I made the decision to not try and park in my allocated spot, as I didn't fancy knocking on number 20's door and politely asking him to move his big ass truck.

Simon Hewson © 2011